Kristin doesn't want to be called a cougar but she **for sure** wants you to know younger guys think she *could* be one.

How pathetic is it that this is where she is, psychologically, and no one on TBS can tell her how sad and desperate it comes off?

You could literally feel the eyerolls and sarcasm coming from the rest of the cast, yet no one could say, "No Kristen, this is too cringe". I mean, talk about taking up aaalllll of the oxygen. "There can be only one..."

It's like we are listening live to her unfolding midlife crisis. I'm not sure I can much longer. That's not the morning content I'm looking for to start my day. I feel bad for her husband. How many girl trips does she need to validate her feminity?