Suggestion: Nothing happens path. (USA meme path)

1- Side with Biden

2- Lose the election to trump

3- During the Counting heads part, add the "cease resistance" decision

4- Peaceful transition of power superevent, "All the things she said" playing on the background.

5- enjoy your stable trump presidency as the world crumbles.

"There are decades were nothing happens, and there are weeks where nothing happens."