More proof that ThredUp employees use a dartboard to enter sizes/measurements

Look at this. Like, I physically require you to take a look at these screenshots and confirm that we are both seeing the same thing, because otherwise I'm pretty sure I just had a stroke. Can someone please tell me in what universe is this red blazer and Balmain skirt both a size 14? I've eaten subway sandwiches that were thicker than the waistline on these things.

But then, we get to #3. What am I even looking at. Ok yes I'm looking at a shirt, you're very astute. But let me tell you something about me in the definitely likely scenario that you ever want to buy me a birthday gift: I am a size 12. My bust measurement is 42, and my waist is 36. Are you beginning to see the problem, here? But then you keep scrolling through the images, and it gets so much worse. According to the brilliant minds at ThredUp, all of these garments are my size. Not only that, but according to their sizes and/or measurements, the first two are a little too big for me while all of the rest are way too tight. Have I been issekai'd? Did I get hit by a truck and wake up in an alternate reality where everything is exactly the same except for numbers being in reverse order?

It is at this point that I began to taste color and my vision went dark. "Oh", but you say to yourself, "most of the bigger ones are IRO, it's probably just the brand." Oh. Oh, you sweet summer child. Scroll all the way to the last image.

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