We just got first hand testimony from a credible witness, accompanied by video evidence

Honestly, this is what you've all been begging for for years. No, it didn't live up to some of the hype, but it never does. Still, anyone who is saying this is a nothingburger has lost their mind.

We were promised video of an egg shaped object being retrieved and that's exactly what we got. People here are acting surprised that the egg shaped object in fact looks like an egg, as if that's somehow disqualifying.

I've never really taken the claims of bots and shills seriously, but it's hard to discount after seeing the incredible amount of negativity and ridicule here after we've just gotten a genuinely good thing that we've all been asking for.