Which monarch has the ugliest feet?

Just kidding, but seriously, y'all ask some weird questions.

Like, most these people died hundreds of years ago. We don't know which monarch had the most bff's or was the rudest to their jester. We don't know which one had the runniest nose or most pairs of stockings.

You do realize that, right? None of us here personally knew any of these figures. We only know what was written about them. Most of those accounts don't include the esoteric information a lot of y'all are looking for.