If you’re a man in Virgin River…

First, you’re ripped but never actually work out. You have a vehicle that is from the 70’s or 80’s that is in perfect condition. You work a job maybe 2-3 hours per week but busy yourself running around town doing random stuff because you have somehow become good at everything. You’ve got some major baggage you carry around and when it comes up you only whisper to people about it with tear filled eyes. Your hair is always perfect. Always. I kinda wish I lived there to be honest. I’d have a 1974 Chevy Pickup and an amazing haircut.