"No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate"

I'm trying to make a complete list of some of the hilarious excuses the AI gives when they resign. Below I have some examples, and if you run into one that isn't on the list, post it below so I can update the list.

"My townsfolk began too close to my kingdom's Town Center."

"My sheep perished when my folk sought to use it as food."

"My ignorant folk couldst not replant the berries!"

"Far too many birds flew over mine kingdom."

"Forsooth, I couldst not tame any wolves."

"Alas, I could find naught but fools gold."

"All my beginning citizenry were male."

"My throne was most uncomfortable."

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"No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate"