Favorite Jon getting out of the car quote?

“I’m gonna go in and I’m gonna have a five dollar boob shot.” and then he gets out of the car again “Look she’s doing it already. I’m not even out of there a minute.”

“ANOTHER DRINK?! NO HES NOT! DESI’S NOT DRINKING ANYMORE.”

“IM GONNA BE TEN CUSTOMERS! IM GONNA PUT EM TO WORK. NOW THERE GONNA GET BUSY I’LL FIRE EVERYONE!”

“Unbelievable. RACCON SHIT.”

“I’m going in guys I can’t let them eat this food. ALFRESCO FRYER?!”

Let’s find out what’s going on behind the bar, find out what’s going on in the kitchen, AND LETS GET THIS ASS OUTTA HERE Cuts to his bare ass