CAPED CRUDADERS OF REDDIT! I THINK YOUR FAV CHARACTER IS MID! RECOMMEND ME A STORY THAT CAN CHANGE MY MIND OR BATMAN IS BUNS! FOREVER!!!!!

I didn't see a question tag so I used "help/advice"

To be clear. I don't hate Batman, I just think he's mid. I am open to having my opinion changed by any good Batman story you believe will make me a fellow Bat-fan. But I warn you, should your recommendations disappoint me, I shall never pick up a Batman comic AGAIN!!!!

Here's some information about me that I believe will be useful to you in your quest:

I haven't read many Batman comics but I get the feeling 70% of you haven't either, so I feel like we can relate. Above are all the Batman stories I've read. I liked Under the Hood and Batman's feature in that Wonder Woman book was very nice too. I also read half of Batman Hush. It was kinda boring. I didn't finish it. I've also been reading World's Finest by Mark Waid and I really enjoy it, Batman is cool in that.

I have watched a good amount of Live action Bat movies 🎬. I only remember watching a few of them though and the I only REALLY liked 3(The Dark knight, The Batman and Batman and Robin). The Bain voice is also does happy things to my brain.

I have watched the DCAU batman movies. They were all pretty forgettable to me. Some Batman related things I did like about them were: Damian Wayne.(that's it, that's all I liked). I also watched Lego Batman( it was peak) and all Lego movies that featured Batman(also peak).

All Batman cartoons never interested me. But the Brave and The Bold was a fun watch whenever I caught it on TV.

Bat-shark repellant is my favourite Bat-item. The very idea of it tickles my brain in ways I like.

I think Robin in short-shorts is peak character design but it really only looks good on Dick Grayson.

I like the Blue and Grey costume(extra points if it has a yellow Bat symbol and trunks). The black and grey looks boring. No trunks is also boring.

I am a HUGE Wonder Woman fan so any story that makes me like her more also makes me like the characters around her.

I am anti-WonderBat. In fact I believe this ship plays a large part in why I never got into Batman. So any stories that even vaguely smell like WonderBat is an automatic drop.

I heard some whispers of a Batcow. I would be very interested in that.

Cassandra Cain looks super cool. I started reading her new Dawn of DC book so any story with her is a plus. I'm also thinking about reading Batwoman by Greg Rucka.

Batwank is never appreciated.

And that's about it. If you have read through all that and believe you have a good Batman story for me, please leave it in the comments down below.

Please and thank you.