Fellas, what’s the most “down bad” thing you’ve done to “advance the mission”?

Back in my single days, I had this GF who was always with the sex brain. I got home from work once to find a box in the mail: shorty bought me a pocket pussy. Talking bout she wanted me to make her a stroking video, with sound.

Of course I sent it to her. Full iPhone HD from the shower. Shout out to these waterproof phones.