First-time camper being dragged on a two-week backpacking trip—help me not hate this

Hi, campers!

I’ll be honest, I’m not thrilled to be here (on this subreddit or about this trip), but I need your advice. My partner has been dreaming of a two-week backpacking trip through the Rockies for years, and now it’s finally happening. He’s absolutely set on it being this long, intense wilderness adventure, and after a lot of back and forth (and some guilt-tripping on his part), I’ve basically agreed to go.

Here’s the thing: I’m not a camper. I’ve never slept in a tent, carried a pack, or gone more than a day without indoor plumbing. My idea of a vacation involves beaches, spas, and a comfy bed—not, you know, “freeze-dried meals and digging a hole to poop in.” But I don’t want to spend two weeks miserable and make the trip awful for both of us.

So, campers, I’m asking for help: 1. What gear do I absolutely need to make this even remotely tolerable? 2. Any tips for staying comfortable (and sane) during such a long trip? 3. How do I mentally prepare for this without spiraling into despair every time I think about bugs and blisters?

To be fair to him, he’s experienced and will handle a lot of the logistics, but I know I’ll still be responsible for carrying my weight (literally and figuratively). I don’t want to ruin his trip, but I also don’t want to end up sobbing into my sleeping bag every night.

Please help me survive this! Bonus points if you have tips for making camping food taste less… depressing.

TL;DR: Partner convinced me to go on his dream two-week backpacking trip through the Rockies. I’ve never camped before and am not thrilled, but I want to make the best of it. Looking for gear, tips, and advice to not hate every minute of it.

Edit: Wow, I didn’t expect this post to blow up—thank you all so much for the advice, tips, and support! I’m honestly overwhelmed (in a good way) by how many of you took the time to help me out. I’m trying to get back to as many comments as I can, but things are a little busy on my end. Just know I’m reading everything and taking notes like my life depends on it (because let’s be real, it may lol). You all are amazing—thank you again!