Who else is a member of the shit face club?

I got shit on my face tonight. Splattered all over me, my shirt, it was inside my nose and on my mouth and would have been in my eyes if I didn’t wear glasses.

Resident was found with a huge pile of soft bm seeping out of his brief and his socked foot was planted directly in the pile. I tried to get the sock off his foot and it was very tight, my hand slipped and all of the sudden my face was a fecal Jackson Pollock painting.

I was stunned. It was already a shift from hell and it sent me over the edge to the point that I was in tears. It doesn’t help that the resident was laughing maniacally over the whole sight of it. It’s not his fault, I work with disabled adults and he has severe autism.

I had to go outside and take a few minutes to collect myself, scrubbed my face several times and changed my clothes but I regained my positive attitude and finished off the shift in style. This was definitely the grossest thing that has happened in my 8 years of cna work.

Anyone else a member of the shit face club?Feel free to share your story!