Nonsense makes perfect sense

Why do people say “Maybe, maybe not”. Isn’t that the definition of maybe? I thought the not part was covered by the Maybe. I don’t know. Maybe, maybe not.

Only 19 days till guess what? No more pumpkins. Know what pumpkins are? White peoples’ watermelon. Whitey go crazy. Saw a fight break out before Halloween at a pumpkin patch. 2 ladies from the Red Hat Society. Handbag fighting should be a sport. The old gal in the velvet chiffon cloche was bustin ass.

I see people watching their dogs and then remark, “Man that dog has got it made. What a life.” Yeah, except for that extra 50-60 years life expectancy he’s got it made. I’ll trade a little responsibility for an extra 50 years.