A little convenient how nobody in upper echelons got serious complications from COVID.

They're all old as shit, yet none of them even had complications from it. That senator supposedly caught it and spread it around, but I haven't heard anything since.

I used to think them having a secret cure was crazy talk, but the fact that politicians seem immune makes me think they do have a cure they're not telling anybody else about.

Or they're interdimensional lizard people immune to disease. Both theories are pretty out there, but both are seeming more likely.