This is essentially what no tippers are doing. Personally, I'd be too embarrassed.

This is essentially what no tippers are doing. They are yelling in a crowded mall trying to see if someone is willing to drive across town to get their food for $2.

The only person even willing to entertain the idea would be a crackhead who is only considering it so they can steal the food and not come back.

And then they wonder why their food gets stolen 🤦

I'm not saying stealing food is ok at all. Just saying think about who would actually accept this order.