"Why has no one ever done...X" Snatch Game

I am BAFFLED that no one has ever done:

Megan Mullally- "What's going on? What's happening? What's this all about?"

Pam Grier- "You pink-assed honky!"

Bette Midler

Linda Blair

Molly Shannon

They have so much material! Who else is a "I can't believe nobody has done them!" Snatch Game characters?