10+ ways to make your temple president mad

  1. Aggressively argue that Krishna is an incarnation of Vishnu

  2. Name your devotee daughter Maya

  3. Shamelessly break any of the four regs in front of them

  4. Calling Prabhupad as prabhufraud

  5. Claiming that any other Hindu God is supreme

  6. Sleeping normally and not chanting

  7. Kiss a girl in front of them

  8. Not going for preaching / kirtan

  9. Eating all the prasadam without helping in the kitchen at all

  10. NOT GIVING MONEY

(11) Claiming that Radha is not real

(12) Spending a lot of time on art / film that is not related to Krishna

(13) Loudly snoring during Bhagavatam class

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