I've said it before and I'll say it again..

For ANY human that effectively cannot die, aka living forever, at some point, on an infinite timeline, the odds of YOU, finding yourself in a situation where you are trapped, alone, and unable to free yourself, rises sharply, to exactly 100%.

Think about that. Every single person in the new system, at some point will surely find themselves in a situation where they slip down into a sinkhole or a mineshaft or an ice crevasse or a cave deep in the earth and will remain trapped in that place until the mountains erode or the glaciers melt. There you will be... Cold.... Alone....for millions of years. And no one would come looking because "why worry about someone you love who is immortal? If you don't see your bff for a few thousand years, meh. "They must be off categorizing and giving names to every single grain of sand on the planet. They will surely come back around this way at some point". Meanwhile... Trapped, upsidedown, limbs twisted around your body in a way that would cause indescribable agony ("no more pain" is bullshit and you know it)

You people aren't thinking on a long enough timescale LIVING FOREVER . Polo shirts and park settings petting tigers will get super stupid after the first weekend, at BEST. The watchtower hasn't properly thought this plot line through.

EDIT: Thanks for all the wacky comments, but Id like to clarify one thing...the "JW version of paradise" is exactly, THE ONLY version of paradise that im referring to. Because its literally the one JW's believe in. This is an Ex-JW subreddit afterall.