Favorite lyrics that open an album?

My personal favorites are

“We entered winter once again, naked, freezing from my breath”-Blackwater Park-Opeth

”The best ever death metal band out of Denton, Was a couple of guys who’d been friends since grade school, One was named Cyrus, the other was Jeff, And they practiced twice a week in Jeff’s bedroom”-The Mountain Goats-All Hail West Texas

” Ladies and gentleman, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life”-Purple Rain-Prince