Secrets - Jordan Firstman

Y'all, first single, "I Wanna See My Friends Dicks", out now. It's pretty dumb. Pretty fun. Giving LCD Soundsystem vibes.

Do we think Firstman's debut will go hard, like a friend's hard dick, numerous songs of the summer, etc, or fall flat... like a friend's flaccid dick?

I been following the dude for a while, his ridiculousness often makes me laugh. Interested to see how his "music" career goes.

Y'all, first single, "I Wanna See My Friends Dicks", out now. It's pretty dumb. Pretty fun. Giving LCD Soundsystem vibes.

Do we think Firstman's debut will go hard, like a friend's hard dick, numerous songs of the summer, etc, or fall flat... like a friend's flaccid dick?

I been following the dude for a while, his ridiculousness often makes me laugh. Interested to see how his "music" career goes.