Charlie war fake, amiright gamers ?

"Charlie war 9 is the longest and bloodiest war in Foxhole history" Wow, pretty impressive, right ? Beating records 7 or so years into the game's lifespan and more than 2 years after 1.0. Quite the achievement ! WRONG Well you see 🤓, first of all wars on Charlie don't count, why ? Ermm... Charlie is temporary, and it's not where I'm playing, so it can't be for real real. What you must not forget either is that Charlie is exclusively populated by noobs (which is a bad thing btw, except when I log onto it during the Able resistance phase and can make use of my god gamer skills to dominate the enemy), explaining the inordinate length of the conflict. They're so noob they've never seen a MPF tank in their life ! And facilities are a myth to them, their conception of "building" being limited to T1 1×3s and trench spam. Nevermind that previous wars on Charlie were much shorter than Able ones, you must only look at the present situation mmmkay ?

Okay, I stop the cap. CAN YOU BE FUCKING FOR REAL, we got guys who've been playing since 1.0 and think they're veterans of the game bullying a somewhat different playerbase and invalidating them under the pretense of "they're newer, they don't know shit about fuck, they're icky, and most of all, they're inferior to us true Able veterans and pro game masters".

Most of you don't even know what life was like before your cutesy facs and your concrete bunkers ! You can't even fathom a game before asymmetry ! I've been playing since before wind was a thing, when all we had for artillery were dingy ass howitzers and we were building Command&Conquer looking ahh AT turrets out of sticks and baby leftovers ! And guess what, back in the day we didn't have greasy old armchair generals all up in eachothers arse, shitting on other players for their lack of "grit" and "skill". I DEFENDED JADE COVE BEFORE IT GOT NUKED FOR THE FIRST TIME, and you're telling me Imma have to listen to your crusty ass yapping off on how you're just so much superior to other players BECAUSE OF THE SERVER YOU PLAY ON ?!?!

I know Charlie is bound to close one day or the other, and I don't mind it since I'll just go back to the main shard and endure you clowns on the battlefield. Those I pity are the newer players who're going to be thrown into your snarky jaws. Also, you seem to very easily forget how every player in this game has paid for it, and how the sales they're the cause of are literally WHAT'S KEEPING THE GAME ALIVE. Every player has the right to play in their way, at their pace, learning along the way, without being intimidated by some so-called vet, all of that which you seem to have forgotten. Rant over