FFFUCK NO SHORDDY (zeph s9)

How am I supposed to fawn at this, knowing what this fleshly miscreant has dabbled in? There is no amount of holy water to cleanse this rat of his twin affair fetish. Christ can find it in his heart to forgive you, unconditional he is, but good luck finding forgiveness from the rest of the Earth. Now spend the rest of your life grovelling.

Dramatics aside, I personally find it fascinating that Fusebox has connected more than one season to All Stars, but I've seen a majority of references that hint to Double Trouble s6.

In Double Trouble, it's revealed to my MC, Esther, by her conniving twin sister, that her childhood first love & boyfriend cheated on her WITH HER TWIN, asked Amelia to TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH HIM ALONE, and then GHOSTED MC WITHOUT A WORD. And I'm supposed to find this fucking cute? Fortunately, my s6 MC is somewhere settled with Andy, while this plastic bag of tattoos is still haplessly trying to find "the one," hmmmm.... Attractive as he is, it does not rid him of his shames. I can't get past his dirty dirty history😭 Does he end up at least ATTEMPTING to explain what happened to her, or do I have to sit here & wiggle my eyebrows at him suspiciously forever?