Hot man bad

So Ethan‘s response for anybody who would criticize him when he was fat was “fat man bad”because truly there were people that judged him for being overweight (although, besides the point I do prefer overweight Ethan I feel like he was nicer?) Anyway, Ethan has always been obsessed with physical attributes of men. Maybe it’s something he’s insecure about since he always tries to portray himself as “ugly“. He’s obsessed with height, and if he doesn’t like someone his first go to his “how tall is he?” He’s always criticized attractive men too, like they can’t possibly be good men AND hot. And with the success, Hasan has had he is now too a victim of Ethan‘s wrath. He’s hot, a socialist and a good person? UGHHH NOO NOT POSSIBLE