An Indian guru comes down from the heavens and offers you the chance of a reincarnation when you die. However, there are some details you should know before saying “yes.”

  1. You will be reincarnated as another person and will have absolutely no memory of who you were in this life. You will not know who your family was or even that you are a reincarnated.

  2. You will be reincarnated as the opposite sex of your current sex.

  3. You take a chance of reincarnating to a world worse than this one—wars, worsening weather events, economic collapse. But you also have a chance of ending up in the world much better than this one—climate change is no longer an issue, peaceful times, an economically healthy world.

  4. The place you will be reincarnated will be determined by pulling a country’s name out of a hat with all countries in the world being contained in the hat. You will have the ability to speak the language of the country.

  5. You will be reborn as a baby. The family into which you reincarnate is a dice roll.

  6. Once you commit, you are in for the next life. You can’t off yourself if things get too bad. You can’t take anyone with you.

  7. You won’t get a chance of reincarnating a second time bc you don’t like the life you end up with.

*Will you take it? No loopholes.”

Edit: Some have asked how it is you that is reincarnated. It is you without the identity of your current self. You will be reincarnated with the same emotional make-up, likes and dislikes, extroversion/introversion, inclinations and propensities, motivations, reactions to things, brain power etc. It is you without your current identity added on top of everything. And no memories…