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Ring ring. Are you open? Yes.

Ring ring. Do you have a list of people who do custom window treatments? No. Okay, who would you recommend? Ummmmmmm…no one.

Ring ring. Will there be a sewing machine expert there when I come in to look at sewing machines. No, we sell machines but blah blah blah…

Ring ring. Same person. Do you have models of all your machines that I can test? No.

Ring ring. Same person. What models do you carry?

Ring ring. Is the store across town open today? (Said while she was chewing.) I have no idea.

Ring ring. Are you open? Yes. Before I drive over, can I ask you about some things so I don’t waste a trip? Hold please.

Cause every damn line is ringing with the same kind of crap.