Can I soo my hoomans for more food?
I iz Charlie the SIC (F13) and I do good crimez today. My main hooman goes to work every day, but my spare hooman stays home and spends lots of time on the warm compurrter. Every day after main hooman goes to work, spare hooman feeds me. But I don’t eat the kibble (well, maybe a little) because I iz smart kitteh and I can tell time! Right before main hooman gets home in the evening, I scarf down every last bite. Then when main hooman comes in I sing the song of my people until she says “Oh, poor starving kitteh. You must not have been fed,” and she gives me kibble too! But today spare hooman told main human about my crimez, and now she says iz crimez to eat all my morning food in the evening. She say I hork if I eat any more. But iz not possible to eat too much! Can I soo spare hooman for treatos for ruining my crimez?