I iz Skittle, illegal smol

G’day, iz Skittle, illegal smol here. I do crimez of being kyoot. Mine mama did crimez of escaping house and neybor dogz did bigger crimez of big bitez and hurted mama. A-cause if bad dogs I had to lefted mama but finded home with big sisfur Nugget and big brofur Sir. Can I soo fur no dogz ever?

New mum here, I had already agreed to take Skittle when his mum escaped the house and got mauled. I took him in at 5 weeks. He is now 12 weeks and an agent of chaos. He loves Sir the ragdoll and infuriates Nugget the ragdoll cross. He has also terrorised my lhasa apso girl dog and my giant mutt girl 😂