CLAS ACTION PAWSUIT! WE HAZ BEEN SUBJECTED TO CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!
Greetins dear colleagues and peers, I iz Teju speaking for pawself and my brother Bholu.
We have on this day been subjected to the most cruel of fates: WE HAVE BEEN WASHED
And no deer doggies it was NOT A SPLASH SPLASH AT THE LOCAL LAKE FULL OF GREEN ALGAE AND BROWN SLUDGE
IT WAZ SHAMPOO AND SHOWER AND FURTHER WE HAVE BEEN CONFINED!! CONFINED TO THE BALCONY UNTIL WE DRY!
We did not get wet on purpose !! In fact we tried many daring escapes during our time trapped in the Wet Spray Room. And still we are told we have to dry before we can come back in the house.
If any other doggies have been subjected to similar treatments please join our clas action pawsuit, we demand much and many reparations for these crimes. And any pawyers who can advise us on how to proceed and what reasonable demand we may make, please reach out to us.
Signed Teju and Bholu
Greetins dear colleagues and peers, I iz Teju speaking for pawself and my brother Bholu.
We have on this day been subjected to the most cruel of fates: WE HAVE BEEN WASHED
And no deer doggies it was NOT A SPLASH SPLASH AT THE LOCAL LAKE FULL OF GREEN ALGAE AND BROWN SLUDGE
IT WAZ SHAMPOO AND SHOWER AND FURTHER WE HAVE BEEN CONFINED!! CONFINED TO THE BALCONY UNTIL WE DRY!
We did not get wet on purpose !! In fact we tried many daring escapes during our time trapped in the Wet Spray Room. And still we are told we have to dry before we can come back in the house.
If any other doggies have been subjected to similar treatments please join our clas action pawsuit, we demand much and many reparations for these crimes. And any pawyers who can advise us on how to proceed and what reasonable demand we may make, please reach out to us.
Signed Teju and Bholu