Anyone know any of the weird meanings being tweaking colonel in mgs2?

Played this game 100000 times don’t need the actual lore explained to me at all I’m just wondering if anyone has any ideas on what some of the gibberish means such as

“raiden something happened to me last thrusday when I was driving I had a couple miles to go I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky due east it was moving very irregularly, suddenly there was light all around me when I came too I was home, what do you think happened to me”

Whenever I get to GW and the ai starts freaking out I always think there’s more to this one any thoughts? :)