Introducing Fuckoffistan: the micronation designed to piss anyone off!

Hi! I’m introducing my friendly new nation of Fuckoffistan. Here’s a brief overview.

  1. We are a dictatorship and fully understand what that means.

  2. No one is a citizen except the founding member, and that will be the only citizen ever. Despite this, we will continue to describe ourselves in the first person plural.

  3. We do NOT have a flag, banner, seal, or any other branding, but if we did have an official flag, it would be a basic tricolor for one half and random noise for the other, making the flag simultaneously two simple and too busy. Also, each color of the tricolor is a gradient.

  4. We specifically do NOT speak English and in fact speak every language except for English.

  5. We LARP with non-LARP micronations and we do not LARP with micronations that LARP.

  6. Our national religion isn’t just a cult, it is every cult. That’s right. Every single one of them.

  7. Other nations may suggest rules. If we deem them funny enough to add, we will add them.

Fuckoffistan wishes you all a miserable rest of your life. Ta-da-ta!

Hi! I’m introducing my friendly new nation of Fuckoffistan. Here’s a brief overview.

  1. We are a dictatorship and fully understand what that means.

  2. No one is a citizen except the founding member, and that will be the only citizen ever. Despite this, we will continue to describe ourselves in the first person plural.

  3. We do NOT have a flag, banner, seal, or any other branding, but if we did have an official flag, it would be a basic tricolor for one half and random noise for the other, making the flag simultaneously two simple and too busy. Also, each color of the tricolor is a gradient.

  4. We specifically do NOT speak English and in fact speak every language except for English.

  5. We LARP with non-LARP micronations and we do not LARP with micronations that LARP.

  6. Our national religion isn’t just a cult, it is every cult. That’s right. Every single one of them.

  7. Other nations may suggest rules. If we deem them funny enough to add, we will add them.

Fuckoffistan wishes you all a miserable rest of your life. Ta-da-ta!