Looking for love in all the right places.

Short timed the army in my 20's. Mid thirty year old man look for a wife at great lakes naval base. I live in chicago. Tired of the real world, I want to be a dependa husband. I can leach off of you and play xbox all day. Your perks, get out of the barracks, collect bah. Or if already an NCO, what better way to piss off your ex-husband that ran off with that new private that showed up, then to get an army veteran. It's a win-win. I get to be a slug while you go to pt formation. My old army rank out the window, and I will now demand the respect of whatever rank my potential new wife is. I will make supportive shirts and have so many my dependa genre bumber stickers. I will get all the gossip at the px and women groups on base for you. Serious inquiries only please.

Edit: Grammer