YASD, vanilla 3.7.0

I was well equipped at the start of the mid-game. ~140HP, -16 AC, reflection, luckstone, 3(!) artifact weapons, several escape items, etc.

Then I accidentally stumble into a polymorph trap. (I had had magic resistance, but my GDSM was stolen by a nymph and I never found her). The PT turned me into a ... lichen! So I can't wield or wear anything!

Fortunately, there was a closet nearby and I had two strong pets to guard the door. I just needed to wait it out.

Until ... a Quantum Mechanic showed up, teleported my pets away and then sent me to another level where I was surrounded by lousy, weak-assed Jackals. DYWYPI?

Sometimes the RNG is genuinely evil.