What is your baby's ridiculous nickname?

And related terms! I need some positivity today, so I thought I'd ask.

Our 7.5 week old boy is The Nugg. Thanks, Wendy's advertising. Ordinarily, he is simply the Nugg... but if he is fussy and upset, he is a Spicy Nugg. At least once a day, he becomes a Saucy Nugg, which requires a very thorough diaper change.

To add to this, his favorite activity is the Nugg Snugg, where we cuddle up together on the couch after a bottle.