Aight cumrades, I’m doing it. Here are the rules…

1- I will do a pushup for every 10 upvotes.

2- If a diamond nutter comments, I will do as many one-handed pushups as the years the diamond nutter has won NNN. So if you won 2022 & 2023 and you comment, that’s 2 one-handed pushups added on top of the normal ones.

3- You have a week. After that, I will upload the video. Comments and upvotes after that don’t count.

4- At the end of NNN, I will do another one of these, where I will do a one-handed pushup for every cumrade that won this year’s NNN.

5- If you post a video doing pushups yourself and tag me in the post, I will also add the number of pushups you did in the video to the final count. We’ll call this little challenge “Pushing The Urges Away”.

I expect it to be in the thousands so I’m preparing, don’t disappoint me. And most importantly, don’t disappoint your cumrades by failing this year. Godspeed!