{"account": null, "authorFlair": {"t5_2qnts": {"EvLokadottr": null, "LetMePushTheButton": null, "caughtBoom": null, "ScarryShawnBishh": null, "LordPils": null, "WonderfulVanilla9676": null, "pipper99": null, "jh937hfiu3hrhv9": null, "Grandtheatrix": null, "chemicalrefugee": null, "hhs2112": null, "Unique-Abberation": null, "SandysBurner": null, "uncanneyvalley": null, "whyareallnamestakenb": null, "RobinFarmwoman": null, "NastySquirrel87": null, "Hypocrite_reddit_mod": null, "cmilla646": null, "FlameStaag": null, "cwthree": null, "Amonamission": null, "iwantthisnowdammit": null, "kevinds": null, "Dimatrix": null, "temptar": null, "LCSpartan": null, "fedaykin91": null, "Cowboywizard12": null, "narucy": null, "Starlifter4": null, "pbates89": null, "Illiander": null, "rmuktader": null}}, "commentLists": {"t3_1iv2z1x": {"head": {"id": "t1_me2hocc", "type": "comment"}, "tail": {"id": "t1_me3b5un", "type": "comment"}}}, "comments": {"t1_me2hocc": {"author": "EvLokadottr", "authorId": "t2_12l620", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740176393.0, "depth": 0, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me2hocc", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me5jed5", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": null, "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me2hocc/", "prev": null, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 857, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "I'm wondering why the fuck the Oakland PD in CA wasn't abolished after a bunch of officers were found to be trafficking. 13 year old girl. \n\nProbably the police union though.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I&#39;m wondering why the fuck the Oakland PD in CA wasn&#39;t abolished after a bunch of officers were found to be trafficking. 13 year old girl. </p>\n\n<p>Probably the police union though.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me5jed5": {"author": "EvLokadottr", "authorId": "t2_12l620", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740227191.0, "depth": 1, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me5jed5", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me6rsvg", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me2hocc", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me5jed5/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me2hocc", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 170, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "To the person who already had their comment removed, uhhh, I have no idea why they called me racist. I wondered about Oakland because I used to live near there. Weird they assumed the ethnicity of the cops involved. Also, no? I don't think it's cool for any kind of cop to run their PD like a criminal organization. Glad this one got busted. Wish OPD'd been abolished and replaced, as it had done a lot of harm. What a wild take that was.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>To the person who already had their comment removed, uhhh, I have no idea why they called me racist. I wondered about Oakland because I used to live near there. Weird they assumed the ethnicity of the cops involved. Also, no? I don&#39;t think it&#39;s cool for any kind of cop to run their PD like a criminal organization. Glad this one got busted. Wish OPD&#39;d been abolished and replaced, as it had done a lot of harm. What a wild take that was.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me6rsvg": {"author": "LetMePushTheButton", "authorId": "t2_nwvpo", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740242289.0, "depth": 1, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me6rsvg", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me7go23", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me2hocc", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me6rsvg/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me5jed5", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 86, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Dude. \n\n[Former San Jos\u00e9 Police Union Director Sentenced to 3 Years Probation for Smuggling Opioids](https://www.kqed.org/news/12023259/former-san-jose-police-union-director-sentenced-to-3-years-probation-for-smuggling-opioids)\n\nKinda weird that one of the strongest unions in the country is the police union\u2026", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Dude. </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"https://www.kqed.org/news/12023259/former-san-jose-police-union-director-sentenced-to-3-years-probation-for-smuggling-opioids\">Former San Jos\u00e9 Police Union Director Sentenced to 3 Years Probation for Smuggling Opioids</a></p>\n\n<p>Kinda weird that one of the strongest unions in the country is the police union\u2026</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me7go23": {"author": "EvLokadottr", "authorId": "t2_12l620", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740249295.0, "depth": 2, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me7go23", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me9tv2n", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me6rsvg", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me7go23/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me6rsvg", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 55, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "It's more of a crime protection organization than an actual union, heh.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>It&#39;s more of a crime protection organization than an actual union, heh.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me9tv2n": {"author": "caughtBoom", "authorId": "t2_eoltr", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740276335.0, "depth": 3, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me9tv2n", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_mea4gca", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me7go23", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me9tv2n/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me7go23", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 6, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "They helped get rid of the gangs and ended up just becoming one", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>They helped get rid of the gangs and ended up just becoming one</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_mea4gca": {"author": "ScarryShawnBishh", "authorId": "t2_37jkf5x2", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740280244.0, "depth": 4, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_mea4gca", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me3os29", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me9tv2n", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/mea4gca/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me9tv2n", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 11, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Were they ever not a gang?", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Were they ever not a gang?</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me3os29": {"author": "LordPils", "authorId": "t2_gokko", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740193777.0, "depth": 0, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me3os29", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me3x9i9", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": null, "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me3os29/", "prev": {"id": "t1_mea4gca", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 395, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Imagine being such a corrupt PD that even Alabama is saying they have to go.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Imagine being such a corrupt PD that even Alabama is saying they have to go.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me3x9i9": {"author": "WonderfulVanilla9676", "authorId": "t2_ehjjsg3h", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740197042.0, "depth": 1, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me3x9i9", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me6cb34", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me3os29", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me3x9i9/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me3os29", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 114, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "When Alabama is the voice of reason ....", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>When Alabama is the voice of reason ....</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me6cb34": {"author": "pipper99", "authorId": "t2_z3wcm", "collapsed": false, 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Reason is in their rear view mirror.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Not the voice of reason but the voice of ok even for us that is too much! Reason is in their rear view mirror.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me2kttl": {"author": "jh937hfiu3hrhv9", "authorId": "t2_12gp4l", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740177340.0, "depth": 0, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me2kttl", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me3ng1i", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": null, "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me2kttl/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me6cb34", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 429, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "What do you call one abolished police department? \n\nA good start.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>What do you call one abolished police department? </p>\n\n<p>A good start.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me3ng1i": {"author": "Grandtheatrix", "authorId": "t2_d6wkt", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740193288.0, "depth": 1, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me3ng1i", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me3pjh0", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me2kttl", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me3ng1i/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me2kttl", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 192, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "It's almost like the Defund the Police people weren't entirely full of shit and were actually on to something.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>It&#39;s almost like the Defund the Police people weren&#39;t entirely full of shit and were actually on to something.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me3pjh0": {"author": "jh937hfiu3hrhv9", "authorId": "t2_12gp4l", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740194049.0, "depth": 2, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me3pjh0", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me6fr4g", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me3ng1i", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me3pjh0/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me3ng1i", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 82, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "It should have been labeled defund domestic terrorism.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>It should have been labeled defund domestic terrorism.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me6fr4g": {"author": "Grandtheatrix", "authorId": "t2_d6wkt", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740238650.0, "depth": 3, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me6fr4g", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me4icnj", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me3pjh0", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me6fr4g/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me3pjh0", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 29, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "I thought \"Help, not Handcuffs\" could do nicely. Harder to twist.\u00a0", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I thought &quot;Help, not Handcuffs&quot; could do nicely. Harder to twist.\u00a0</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me4icnj": {"author": "chemicalrefugee", "authorId": "t2_ttbzh", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740206768.0, "depth": 2, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": 1740207030.0, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me4icnj", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me54l0p", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me3ng1i", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me4icnj/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me6fr4g", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 63, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Unfortunately most US people are too stupid (and impatient) to be able to understand (or bother with understanding) what DEFUND means and WHY.  \n  \nCops in the USA have almost no training and are hired BECAUSE they are stupid. Then they are pushed into being social workers, mental health care, domestic violence councilors (etc) and any number of other things they have no clue how to do.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Unfortunately most US people are too stupid (and impatient) to be able to understand (or bother with understanding) what DEFUND means and WHY.  </p>\n\n<p>Cops in the USA have almost no training and are hired BECAUSE they are stupid. Then they are pushed into being social workers, mental health care, domestic violence councilors (etc) and any number of other things they have no clue how to do.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me54l0p": {"author": "hhs2112", "authorId": "t2_137qnm", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740219244.0, "depth": 3, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me54l0p", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me5tyq0", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me4icnj", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me54l0p/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me4icnj", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 30, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Remember, in most (all?) states it's significantly easier to become a cop than a hairdresser...\u00a0", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Remember, in most (all?) states it&#39;s significantly easier to become a cop than a hairdresser...\u00a0</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me5tyq0": {"author": "Unique-Abberation", "authorId": "t2_svit8xk5p", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740231444.0, "depth": 3, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me5tyq0", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me6ae9b", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me4icnj", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me5tyq0/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me54l0p", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 28, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "People in the US are too dumb to understand that 1/3 is bigger than 1/4", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>People in the US are too dumb to understand that 1/3 is bigger than 1/4</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me6ae9b": {"author": "SandysBurner", "authorId": "t2_r5nr0", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740236999.0, "depth": 4, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me6ae9b", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me8i1zr", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me5tyq0", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me6ae9b/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me5tyq0", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 8, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "4 is bigger than 3, idiot.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>4 is bigger than 3, idiot.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me8i1zr": {"author": "Unique-Abberation", "authorId": "t2_svit8xk5p", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740260416.0, "depth": 5, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me8i1zr", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_meelc3f", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me6ae9b", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me8i1zr/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me6ae9b", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 4, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "But... Iron is heavier.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>But... Iron is heavier.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_meelc3f": {"author": "uncanneyvalley", "authorId": "t2_hdrq6", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740344106.0, "depth": 3, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_meelc3f", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me5i8id", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me4icnj", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/meelc3f/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me8i1zr", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 1, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Branding matters and the left is horrific at it.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Branding matters and the left is horrific at it.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me5i8id": {"author": "whyareallnamestakenb", "authorId": "t2_muuaqa63", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740226650.0, "depth": 1, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me5i8id", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me62coh", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me2kttl", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me5i8id/", "prev": {"id": "t1_meelc3f", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 10, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "I do have a question though, not in an ill mannered way just out of genuine curiosity, what do you replace the police with? Expecting people to be well behaved isn\u2019t realistic", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I do have a question though, not in an ill mannered way just out of genuine curiosity, what do you replace the police with? Expecting people to be well behaved isn\u2019t realistic</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me62coh": {"author": "RobinFarmwoman", "authorId": "t2_dx4p5puo", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740234406.0, "depth": 2, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me62coh", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me69hzr", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me5i8id", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me62coh/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me5i8id", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 19, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Social services, addiction treatment, mental and behavioral health services, income and housing support. People are much better behaved when their needs are met and they feel like somebody gives a shit about them.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Social services, addiction treatment, mental and behavioral health services, income and housing support. People are much better behaved when their needs are met and they feel like somebody gives a shit about them.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me69hzr": {"author": "whyareallnamestakenb", "authorId": "t2_muuaqa63", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740236721.0, "depth": 3, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me69hzr", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me6c1oh", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me62coh", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me69hzr/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me62coh", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": -1, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "That will drastically reduce it yes, but like I said before, \"shitty\" people will always exist, people who fall through the cracks of welfare will exist, how do you deal with said people without any way of enforcing the law other than sending in the army which I think is a little bit too extreme", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>That will drastically reduce it yes, but like I said before, &quot;shitty&quot; people will always exist, people who fall through the cracks of welfare will exist, how do you deal with said people without any way of enforcing the law other than sending in the army which I think is a little bit too extreme</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me6c1oh": {"author": "NastySquirrel87", "authorId": "t2_1cwqtzfv", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740237516.0, "depth": 4, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me6c1oh", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me6e43x", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me69hzr", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me6c1oh/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me69hzr", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 17, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "The idea isn\u2019t getting rid of cops, just not having an oversized police force and redirecting those funds to more specialized services/response.  Instead of having 20+ cops for a town of a couple thousand people with hardly any crime (my town as an example), maybe that bloated budget would be better if it were directed to other social services or just training the smaller force better, especially because the average cop spends most their day pulling people over and ticketing them for minor traffic/vehicle infractions that won\u2019t pay for all the necessary vehicle maintenance and burned gas.  Cut down the size of the force and training them better will go a lot further than having a larger, poorly trained group who aren\u2019t even required to know the laws they\u2019re enforcing", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>The idea isn\u2019t getting rid of cops, just not having an oversized police force and redirecting those funds to more specialized services/response.  Instead of having 20+ cops for a town of a couple thousand people with hardly any crime (my town as an example), maybe that bloated budget would be better if it were directed to other social services or just training the smaller force better, especially because the average cop spends most their day pulling people over and ticketing them for minor traffic/vehicle infractions that won\u2019t pay for all the necessary vehicle maintenance and burned gas.  Cut down the size of the force and training them better will go a lot further than having a larger, poorly trained group who aren\u2019t even required to know the laws they\u2019re enforcing</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me6e43x": {"author": "whyareallnamestakenb", "authorId": "t2_muuaqa63", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740238153.0, "depth": 5, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me6e43x", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me73nb3", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me6c1oh", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me6e43x/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me6c1oh", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 6, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Ah, I see, thank you for explaining", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Ah, I see, thank you for explaining</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me73nb3": {"author": "jh937hfiu3hrhv9", "authorId": "t2_12gp4l", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740245588.0, "depth": 2, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me73nb3", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me5u1k2", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me5i8id", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me73nb3/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me6e43x", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 3, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Replace corrupt cops with uncorrupted cops and don't let them get corrupt.  They have too much authority to abuse and are not held accountable nearly enough. Cop shops have been allowed to become the fourth branch of government. Abolish the union.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Replace corrupt cops with uncorrupted cops and don&#39;t let them get corrupt.  They have too much authority to abuse and are not held accountable nearly enough. Cop shops have been allowed to become the fourth branch of government. Abolish the union.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me5u1k2": {"author": "Unique-Abberation", "authorId": "t2_svit8xk5p", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740231474.0, "depth": 2, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me5u1k2", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me64h2i", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me5i8id", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me5u1k2/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me73nb3", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 7, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Crisis care and mental health experts", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Crisis care and mental health experts</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me64h2i": {"author": "whyareallnamestakenb", "authorId": "t2_muuaqa63", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740235099.0, "depth": 3, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me64h2i", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me6gbzv", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me5u1k2", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me64h2i/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me5u1k2", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 2, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "There will always be shitty people though, hence my question", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>There will always be shitty people though, hence my question</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me6gbzv": {"author": "Hypocrite_reddit_mod", "authorId": "t2_1f6xnas4qz", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740238825.0, "depth": 2, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me6gbzv", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me6h75p", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me5i8id", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me6gbzv/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me64h2i", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 4, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "\nTell me you never fucking once actually looked into the whole goddamn thing without telling me.\u00a0\n\nDefund the police meant, give them less money for military equipment, surplus and elements of violence, And instead of using some of that budget to send social workers out in cases where people are having mental crisis and other issues where a violent enforcer is not the best person to send out. In most of these plans that never got acted, The idea was to still have police there just people who are trained to deal with mental health issues there as well", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Tell me you never fucking once actually looked into the whole goddamn thing without telling me.\u00a0</p>\n\n<p>Defund the police meant, give them less money for military equipment, surplus and elements of violence, And instead of using some of that budget to send social workers out in cases where people are having mental crisis and other issues where a violent enforcer is not the best person to send out. In most of these plans that never got acted, The idea was to still have police there just people who are trained to deal with mental health issues there as well</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me6h75p": {"author": "whyareallnamestakenb", "authorId": "t2_muuaqa63", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740239080.0, "depth": 3, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me6h75p", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me6jak8", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me6gbzv", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me6h75p/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me6gbzv", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": -1, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "I have looked into it dude why are you so aggressive lmao, I'm asking because I've seen 2 sides, that which the other person belongs to (redirecting the funding to deal with what you said) and the other which is in for abolishing the police as a whole, which is the one I was referring to since it seems to be far more vocal despite not being a majority", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I have looked into it dude why are you so aggressive lmao, I&#39;m asking because I&#39;ve seen 2 sides, that which the other person belongs to (redirecting the funding to deal with what you said) and the other which is in for abolishing the police as a whole, which is the one I was referring to since it seems to be far more vocal despite not being a majority</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me6jak8": {"author": "Hypocrite_reddit_mod", "authorId": "t2_1f6xnas4qz", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740239702.0, "depth": 4, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me6jak8", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_mebdynb", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me6h75p", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me6jak8/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me6h75p", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 9, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "It\u2019s not. That\u2019s literally translated through the maga lens\u00a0", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>It\u2019s not. That\u2019s literally translated through the maga lens\u00a0</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_mebdynb": {"author": "cmilla646", "authorId": "t2_erggp", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740302484.0, "depth": 2, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_mebdynb", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me4jmk3", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me5i8id", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/mebdynb/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me6jak8", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 1, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Abolishing would be ridiculous. Obviously huge reform is needed but we are always going to need at least a few SWAT teams just in case.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Abolishing would be ridiculous. Obviously huge reform is needed but we are always going to need at least a few SWAT teams just in case.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me4jmk3": {"author": "FlameStaag", "authorId": "t2_o89gqrgv5", "collapsed": true, "collapsedReason": "comment score below threshold", "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": "LOW_SCORE", "created": 1740207454.0, "depth": 1, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me4jmk3", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me54owr", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me2kttl", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me4jmk3/", "prev": {"id": "t1_mebdynb", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": -40, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "A good start if you want free shit since laws will no longer exist. Enjoy being shot outside your front door as someone takes your home and everything in it.\u00a0", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>A good start if you want free shit since laws will no longer exist. Enjoy being shot outside your front door as someone takes your home and everything in it.\u00a0</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me54owr": {"author": "hhs2112", "authorId": "t2_137qnm", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740219304.0, "depth": 2, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me54owr", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me5u41e", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me4jmk3", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me54owr/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me4jmk3", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 26, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Shot by the cop, right?\u00a0", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Shot by the cop, right?\u00a0</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me5u41e": {"author": "Unique-Abberation", "authorId": "t2_svit8xk5p", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740231499.0, "depth": 2, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me5u41e", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me2n1ux", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me4jmk3", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me5u41e/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me54owr", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 10, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "You're only saying this is because this is exactly what you would do if there were no laws.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>You&#39;re only saying this is because this is exactly what you would do if there were no laws.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me2n1ux": {"author": "cwthree", "authorId": "t2_1267i3", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740178015.0, "depth": 0, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me2n1ux", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me677er", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": null, "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me2n1ux/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me5u41e", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 53, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Great, now do all the others.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Great, now do all the others.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me677er": {"author": "Amonamission", "authorId": "t2_1ag1c08z70", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740235993.0, "depth": 1, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me677er", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me7bo90", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me2n1ux", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me677er/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me2n1ux", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 6, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "I mean, you don\u2019t want to eliminate *all* police, otherwise you\u2019d have anarchy and no one to actually enforce laws or arrest people who actually do shitty things.\n\nBut yes, rooting out shitty police officers and corrupt sheriffs and agencies would be great.\n\nAnd yes, I\u2019m sure you didn\u2019t insinuate that we\u2019d get rid of all police, I just wanted to be a voice of reason. \ud83e\udd70", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>I mean, you don\u2019t want to eliminate <em>all</em> police, otherwise you\u2019d have anarchy and no one to actually enforce laws or arrest people who actually do shitty things.</p>\n\n<p>But yes, rooting out shitty police officers and corrupt sheriffs and agencies would be great.</p>\n\n<p>And yes, I\u2019m sure you didn\u2019t insinuate that we\u2019d get rid of all police, I just wanted to be a voice of reason. \ud83e\udd70</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me7bo90": {"author": "iwantthisnowdammit", "authorId": "t2_e8ljd", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740247859.0, "depth": 0, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me7bo90", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me2tp17", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": null, "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me7bo90/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me677er", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 7, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Odd phrasing in the article, a grand Jury returns indictments, not recommendations. There\u2019s definitely been some creative headlining here.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Odd phrasing in the article, a grand Jury returns indictments, not recommendations. There\u2019s definitely been some creative headlining here.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me2tp17": {"author": "kevinds", "authorId": "t2_11casd", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740180109.0, "depth": 0, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me2tp17", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me3ms3d", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": null, "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me2tp17/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me7bo90", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 20, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "But how many people is that..  Less than 10?", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>But how many people is that..  Less than 10?</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me3ms3d": {"author": "Dimatrix", "authorId": "t2_ofh98", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740193045.0, "depth": 1, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me3ms3d", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me3tzya", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me2tp17", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me3ms3d/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me2tp17", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 31, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "75 according to Google", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>75 according to Google</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me3tzya": {"author": "kevinds", "authorId": "t2_11casd", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740195752.0, "depth": 2, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me3tzya", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me54kpy", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me3ms3d", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me3tzya/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me3ms3d", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 23, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Really?\u00a0 Damn..\u00a0 My Google results just kept telling me about the chief plus 5 others that have been charged..\n\n\nIn a town of 3200 people, the police having 75 employees seems really high..", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Really?\u00a0 Damn..\u00a0 My Google results just kept telling me about the chief plus 5 others that have been charged..</p>\n\n<p>In a town of 3200 people, the police having 75 employees seems really high..</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me54kpy": {"author": "temptar", "authorId": "t2_hkz3e", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740219240.0, "depth": 3, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me54kpy", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_meadp5z", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me3tzya", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me54kpy/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me3tzya", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 9, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Yeah, in the town I grew up in, that would be around 7 cops for that population.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Yeah, in the town I grew up in, that would be around 7 cops for that population.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_meadp5z": {"author": "LCSpartan", "authorId": "t2_5i4jgbli", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740283820.0, "depth": 4, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_meadp5z", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me6ci14", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me54kpy", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/meadp5z/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me54kpy", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 1, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Yeah, I grew up in a smaller town, probably about that size, and it was probably about 7-8", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Yeah, I grew up in a smaller town, probably about that size, and it was probably about 7-8</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me6ci14": {"author": "fedaykin91", "authorId": "t2_jndpt", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740237657.0, "depth": 2, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me6ci14", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me7gk8j", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": "t1_me3ms3d", "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me6ci14/", "prev": {"id": "t1_meadp5z", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 2, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "There is no way Hanceville has that many cops, grew up not far from there it's a tiny town that lives in the shadow of a bit bigger town. (Cullman)", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>There is no way Hanceville has that many cops, grew up not far from there it&#39;s a tiny town that lives in the shadow of a bit bigger town. (Cullman)</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me7gk8j": {"author": "Cowboywizard12", "authorId": "t2_cfb1lmn6", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740249265.0, "depth": 0, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me7gk8j", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me3vaa4", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": null, "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me7gk8j/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me6ci14", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 2, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "3200 people, what do they have like 5 cops for that town, that seems even a bit much", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>3200 people, what do they have like 5 cops for that town, that seems even a bit much</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me3vaa4": {"author": "narucy", "authorId": "t2_939z2", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740196253.0, "depth": 0, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me3vaa4", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me66dbz", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": null, "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me3vaa4/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me7gk8j", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 6, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Defunding the police is very standard argument in the US. Not so Onion news.", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Defunding the police is very standard argument in the US. Not so Onion news.</p>\n</div>"}, "t1_me66dbz": {"author": "Starlifter4", "authorId": "t2_51xqmivs", "collapsed": false, "collapsedReason": null, "collapsedBecauseCrowdControl": null, "collapsedReasonCode": null, "created": 1740235719.0, "depth": 0, "deletedBy": null, "distinguishType": null, "editedAt": null, "gildings": null, "goldCount": 0, "id": "t1_me66dbz", "isAdmin": false, "isDeleted": false, "isGildable": false, "isLocked": false, "isMod": false, "isOp": false, "isSaved": false, "isStickied": false, "isScoreHidden": false, "next": {"id": "t1_me3265f", "type": "comment"}, "parentId": null, "permalink": "/r/nottheonion/comments/1iv2z1x/grand_jury_recommends_alabama_police_department/me66dbz/", "prev": {"id": "t1_me3vaa4", "type": "comment"}, "postAuthor": null, "postId": "t3_1iv2z1x", "postTitle": null, "score": 1, "sendReplies": true, "subredditId": "t5_2qnts", "voteState": 0, "bodyMD": "Wonder what the kids at POS are saying?", "body": "<div class=\"md\"><p>Wonder what the 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