To the guy trying to pick up women at Target

Please don’t.

It’s a Tuesday my guy. All we want to do is get our groceries and go home. We don’t want to have to deal with unwanted advances or “compliments”. We aren’t looking for new friends and we sure as hell aren’t going to cheat on our husbands with some random dude trying to hit on us in the freezer section.

You asked for a woman’s number like 12 times in the span of 30 seconds. After she said no. After she said she was married. After she said no again. After she said she didn’t even want to be friends. No means no.

I’m sure this post is going to get a lot of hate, but I just had to let it out somewhere.