Stupidest/funniest misheard nu metal lyrics?

When I was younger, I used to think the lyric in Papercut (Linkin Park) that went:

A face that laughs every time I fall (and watches everything)

was:

Face her ass everytime I fuck (It watches everything)

as if the face is constantly watching his every move down to when he's supposed to be in private.

And being the hyper-religiously raised goody two shoes little girl I was, felt guilty and uncomfortable everytime I listened to it because "sex bad!!" but I wouldn't stop listening to it because it was one of my favorites.

Now that I think about it, my mind was insanely dirty to an absurd degree.

Anyways, what are your personal misheard lyrics that have haunted you in the past?