MONSTER HUNTER GAVE ME SADISM AND THE DESIRE TO TEAR APART ALL ORGANS AND DECONSTRUCT MONSTERS LIKE HOW POSTMODERNISTS DO TO REALITY AND LIKE HOW PSYCHOPATHIC MURDERER WITH SURGEON DEGREE DOES TO THEIR MISERABLE VICTIMS. I LIKE DISSECTING ANATOMY OF FICTIONAL CREATURES RAAAAAAAA

OH MY FUCKING GOD, I LOVE PLAYING MONSTER HUNTER, LIKE, THE SOUNDS EFFECT AND PARTICLE EFFECT OF BREAKING MONSTERS' PARTS SO GOOD!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!1!1!1!!!!!1

HOLY FUCKING HELL, I FUCKING LOVE ANATOMY, I FUCKING HATE WHEN SOME PARTS OF MONSTERS ATTACKS ME AND THEY'RE ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT THAT IF I DON'T TAKE OF IT WILL GIVE ME DISADVANTAGES, WHEN I CUT RATHIANS' TAILS, I GOES "HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA BLACKFLIPS ARE USELESS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA AND NOW YIU FALL FROM THE SKY" CUZ LIKE YIU KNOW FLYING WYVERNS FLYING IS A DISADVANTAGE AND THEIR TAILS ARE LIKE A STABILIZER, HOW ABOUT NO STABILITY?????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHEHHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEGEHEHHAHAHAHAHA ABAHHAHAHAHAHAHGAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAXAXAJAJAJJAGWGEGEGEGEGHEGEGGEGEGEGGWGAGAGGGEGEEGEHEHWHHEHEH

HOLY FUCKING HELL I LIKE BREAKING PIECES, LIKE I'M SO SADISTIC AHHAHAHAHHGGGAHAGAGAGGAHAHAHHAHAAAA, RADOBAAN ARE THOSE BRUTE WYVERNS, THEIR BONE COATING THEM REDUCE MY DAMAGE, WHEN IT BREAK I GOES "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHEGEHEHEGHEGEGEGEHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHHAA NO MORE DEFENSES HAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHHE NOW I WILL DEAL SO MUCH DAMAGE ABAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH"

LIKE BRO IT'S FUEL I MY SADISM AND I CAN'T STOP GETTING ADDICTED HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

HOLY FUCKING HELL I FUCKED LOVE MONSTER HUNTER, I LOVE HUNTING BRUTE WYVERNS, ESPECIALLY WHEN I BREAK THEIR LEGS, CUZ LIKE THEY'RE STANDING AND WALKING, SO WHEN I TOPPE THEM THEY GOES "Nuzzles UwU, nuzzles nuzzles, please so hurt me I don't know how do I tweak my leg a bit so I could stand up I'm so stupid pls don't hurt stupid animals like me." AND I GOES "AHHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET REKT BOZO YOU ANNOYING MOTHERFUCKER AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHA GETTING IMMOBILIZED IS SO DUMB ABAHHAHAHAHAHBAAHBAHAHAHHA TWEAK YOUR LEGS BOZO AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA"

MONSTER HUNTER IS SO FUN

ALSO, I LIKE POPPING PAOLUMUS' NECKSACK. CUZ LIKE THEY'RE ANNOYING FLYING COTTONS, LIKE, WHEN I BREAK THEIR TAILS THEY WON'T FALL OFF. I WILL POP THEIR NECKSACK SO HARD THE AIR CAME OUT, AND I GOES "HAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AIRSACK NECKSACK EXPLODED THE NEXT TARGET IS YOUR BALLSACK BUT YOU NOOB BECAUSE CAPCOM HATES YOU AND DON'T MODEL IT FOR YOU PAOLUMU SPECIMEN."

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAH

I LIKE BREAKING BARIOTHS' AND TIGREXES" ARMWINGS BECAUSE THEY TOPPLED DOWN AND GOES LIKE "No, no, no, get up, myself, no, I ain't gonna die." And THEY'RE SO DUMB LIKE THEIR HANDS ARE AT THE GROUD AND I GOES "AHAHHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BOZO BOZO WYVERNS ABHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH YIUR HANDS ARE AT TEH FLOOR GET THE FUCK UP LOSER AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHA STUPID ASS WYVERNS."

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST???????? JYURATODUSES, I CAN TOPPLE THEM BY BREAKING ITS BACK, ITS TAIL, AND ITS HEAD. THEY'RE SO STUPID THEY CAN GET TOPPLED DOWN THREE TIMES PER HUNT PER ONE INDIVIDUAL BY BREAKING ONLY THREE PIECES, THEY GOES "nuzzles pounces UwU pounces cat legs twiching pls don't hurt me I'm a weak fish covered in mud and my spine are so weak that 3 parts it covered are so weak nuzzles pounces." And I goes "HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH GET REXT BOZO GET REKT GET REKT IMAGINE DON'T DEVELOP YOUR SPINE HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

AND WHAT'S SO FUN THAT THE EXTRA REWARDS FROM BROKEN PART, HOLY FUCKING HELL IT'S LIKE SO FUN TO BREAK THOSE PARTS FOR RARE PIECES IN TIME HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.

WHAT'S MORE FUN????????? PARIAPURIA AND DEVILJHO, HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH THEY'RE SO STUPID, DEVILJHO EATS ANYTHING AND I LAND FREE HITS, HAHAHAHHAHHAAH. PARIAPURIA???????? THIS IS FUNNIER, BRO, I SWEAR, IN ALL MY LIFE I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY CREATURES THAT STOP ATTACKING WHEN IT GETS FULL, HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH THEY'RE ALL BLOATED IDIOTS WHEN I FEED THEM RIGHT MEAT I GOES "HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YIU MORON MUAMYA JAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH MUAHHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHHAHAHEHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHGEHWBN YOU MORON, EAT AMD DON'T RESPONSE TO LIFE-THREATENING CREATURES LIKE ME?" THEY ARE MORONS AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHHEHHEHEHEGEGGEGGEGEGEG.