Conversations with my unborn baby

Me: "Please, Baby Girl, please no more pickles & bananas...Mommy's so tired of those....What about a nice cup of plain rice?"

Beloved Baby Girl: "No."

Me: "OK, ok, may I interest you in a tuna sandwich? I'll even put pickles on it for you."

Precious Princess Pickle: "No."

Me: "Let's just try it, ok?"

Daughter: ...

Me: ..

Daughter: ...

Me: eats tuna sandwich

Her Mother's Child: "You failed the assignment. Kneel to the porcelain throne & then embrace the Ginger Ale, Wench!"

...so I guess I'm having pickles & bananas for dinner again...

How are your menus shaping up?

Edit: typos