I hate dating apps

If your profile says you’re looking for a relationship but you message me at midnight asking to come over, fuck you. If you don’t have your height listed but then ghost me when you find out I’m a woman who is taller than you, fuck you. If you already have a primary partner and it doesn’t say this on your profile, fuck you. If your profile says “I’m better than you at xyz” or “I have more xyz than you”, fuck you (idk why this one bugs me). If you use one of your few allotted photos to add some blurry pic of a sunset, fuck you. If you lie about your age and your profile says “I’m actually 67, I can’t fix it”, fuck you. If you message me asking if the friend in my photo is single, fuck you. If every single one of your photos looks like an entirely different person, fuck you.