Perez's master plan with double agents spread across European team rivals

We always had this running gag of Perez always being 3 steps ahead. Well guess his master plan for this season was to make sure we have double agents (ex-madrid players) planted across Europe to sabotage their current teams.

Last season, Kovacic steps up to take a pen and shoots it at Lunin's. Okay fine, Anyone can, miss. Man then proceeds to come in as a sub and gifts us a goal at the Etihad to make it 3-2. This week, you got Llorente, who could've kept the tie alive but blasts it on the crossbar to send us through. Now ... I'm looking at you Martin Odegaard ... what do you have in store for us ?

And if we get past Arsenal, rest assured, we already have sleeper agent ready to be activated. We'll either have Hakimi (PSG) or Marco Asencio (Aston Villa) prepped to drop the most dogshit performances to help their old club, yet again.

All roads lead to Munich. Perez been playing 5D chess the whole time, and none of us saw it coming. But it all making sense now.