Professions that should be fat

Opera singer
Chef/baker (also can be a thin guy but must have mustache or bad acne)
Tow truck driver
Bailiff
Cowboy hat salesman
Barrister (don't know what this is but it sounds fat)
Innkeeper
Go-kart track operator
Blacksmith (must also be hella swol)
Crowd work comedian
Locksmith
Guy/lesbian who mixes the paint at the Home Depot
Pipemaker