The dumbest customers I’ve ever had!

4 dudes come in the store and just lounge about. I asked if I could help them. They start going and grabbing stuff. 1 item each. Cashed each and every one of them out and every time I asked “Anything else for you?” They told me no but every time I cashed one out they went to grab another SINGLE item. Cashed them out AGAIN, naturally asking “Anything else for you?” Resounding nos. This pattern continued for longer than I care to admit.

That’s NOT the worst part. They were getting gas. They overfilled their tank(didn’t know that was possible these days) and keep trying to fill it. Gas is pouring onto the ground. At this point they take the pump out of their car but they’re still squeezing the trigger. Gas is flowing freely onto the ground now. I was inside making breakfast so I had no idea what was going on until one of them comes in.

C: Little spill, napkin?

I thought he’d spilled his drink so I start to hand him a napkin, then I smell it. I immediately headed outside to check the damages. TWO WHOLE GAS LANES WERE SOAKED WITH GAS AS WAS THE IDIOT WHO WAS PUMPING.

Me: What happened here

Gas pumper: Little spill.

Mind you, this dude was STILL spilling gas everywhere.

Me: Can you take your finger off the trigger?

GP: Huh?

Me: Finger. Off. Trigger.

GP: Sorry, English no good

So I rush over to the emergency fuel stop button and press it. GP comes up to me

GP: Refund, yes?

Me: Whatever isn’t in your car or on the ground will go back to your card but we can’t refund whatever’s been pumped.

GP: I move car.

Me: No, no move car. Big boom. All dead.

GP: puzzled look I no move car?

Me: Not until I clean up the gas.

GP walks back to his car and pulls out a cigarette

Me: Hey, you can’t smoke!

GP: No smoke?

Me: No!

Believe me, I KNOW this sounds fake but this ACTUALLY happened! I don’t know how people can be THIS stupid.

Side note; if you ever have to clean up a gas spill clay based kitty litter works wonders. Baking soda will nullify the smell too.