failed my final exam after vigorously masturbating to hentai all night

short story: took a winter class through break to get some extra credits done, grinded the shit out of this class intro to supply chain management for 2 weeks and studied rigorously the night before the test to try and get those extra concepts in…

thought i would be good to run off 4 hours of sleep before the test because on the midterm i got 6 hours before and got an 84 on it which was pretty good because i thought i could still bring my grade in the class back up to an A.

well i chugged 3 monster energy drinks before the test and went in then as the test went on i just got more and more anxious. i started focusing way too much on the people around me and the professor that was sitting at the table near me and all of my facial expressions / wondering if the professor thought i was cheating and it just got worse and worse. i couldn’t register any of the damn questions in my brain and just completely took a shit on the test. got a 66.7 grade and it was 35% of the total grade.

luckily my scores prior to the test were high enough that i still passed the class all in all with a B, but if i got an 84% or higher it would’ve been a B+ and a 93% or higher it would’ve been an A. This is the second B i’ve ever earned in so far 75 credits completed.

Moral of the story: sleep before your fucking tests. it will improve your performance much more than you think it will. good luck to everyone in the spring semester