Sorry, r/theSopranos...

I wanted to be here sooner but this hippie broad I been fuckin' gave me the clap. My dick was leakin' like a busted pipe!

Anyways I told her that victory has a hundred fathers but defeat has been orphaned, or some shit like that. I dunno! Go fuckin' tell Captain Teebs about it. He's got a good damn money machine from all a them luxury hotels.

Look, we had our mo fo, or whateva. I'm gonna go watch this new movie called Cleaver. Just bought the DVD. My uncle gave me a Cleaver hat. He's got like a hundred under his subspecies.

I appreciate your thoughts. OK. I'll talk to ya.