When Tony lost all respect for Christophuh

People ask, Oh, when did Tony lose all respect for his favorite nephew?

Some people think it was Chrissy being high when Tony gave him the responsibility of leading the family into the 21st century.

Others say it was when Adrianna got caught giving the big guy a blowjob and Chris went all ballistic.

And still others think it wasn’t until the hair apparent got high and crashed the car and the big guy saw Caitlyn’s car seat was crushed.

But real fans know it was when that camel-nosed fuck asked Tony for the Toblerone after bringing him the news of Tony B taking out Billy Leotardo (Phil got winged). Tony B just fucked things up for everyone in the glorified crew and all Chrissy can think about is a fuckin snack?!? That, I couldn’t believe. There was no repairing their relationship after that: Tony was just biding his time, waiting to whack that embarrassment of a man.

I’ve said my peace. Now finish that up. There’s no eating in the car.