TIFU by trying to make my bedridden boyfriend feel better (NSFW)

So, I majorly fucked up.

My boyfriend's been sick and stuck in bed for days. Me, being the loving and horny girlfriend that I am, decided to cheer him up with some special attention. One of his favorite things is a good BJ, so I thought why not give him a treat.

Here’s the kicker: he’s not circumcised, which is important for this story. So I’m going down on him, taking my time, getting him nice and hard. He’s clearly loving it, and I’m feeling pretty damn proud of myself. But then, out of nowhere, shit hits the fan.

Somehow, while I’m working my magic with my tongue, I manage to snap his frenulum (yep, the “banjo string”). One minute we’re in heaven, the next there’s blood everywhere, and he’s screaming in pain. It was a total nightmare.

We rushed to the ER, and I had to explain to the doc how my enthusiastic blowjob turned into a horror show. The doc was trying so hard not to laugh while telling us it’s actually pretty common and will heal fine. But seriously, I could tell he was dying to crack up.

So yeah, that’s my embarrassing and painful fuck up. Anyone else ever had a bedroom disaster like this? How the hell do you deal with the aftermath? I need some laughs and advice, big time.

Thanks for reading, and please, share your stories or words of wisdom!

TL;DR: Tried to cheer up my sick boyfriend with a BJ, ended up snapping his banjo string, and had to rush to the ER with blood everywhere.