Fresh take on a classic

Met a teenage girl at my job yesterday. Her name was a straightforward tragedy, no whacky spelling just a “that’s not really a name but okay” situation. Happens all the time in my line of work. I was drawing her family tree up on the whiteboard. She tells me she has three little brothers. The first two are both named after cars: tragic, but not tradjick. Then she says that the youngest one’s name is Jayden, so I write it up thinking “wow, lucky kid actually got a name that’s a name, even if it’s a crappy one”. Then she goes “oh, no, it’s not spelled like that”. I wait for her to tell me which bit to change and she told me “you’re gonna want to rub it off and start again.”

Ladies and gentlemen: Djaedynn