Eating your pie with ice cream is gross

Pie? Flaky, fruity, delicious. A crusty delicacy, eat it for breakfast, eat it for dessert, it’s an amazing thing.

Ice cream? Smooth, cold, delightful. A creamy sensation of flavor that cools your gullet. Incredible stuff.

Ice cream over pie? Yuck. Soggy, a true waste of both deserts. Your ice cream is drippy soup. Your pie is a soaked mess that tastes like warm ice cream and nothing else.

Disgraceful.