Dear everyone who thinks I'm a w*man,

I'm sick and tired of all you horny guys in my dms. I have no fucking clue why anyone would ever think I'm a girl. Are you confusing me with all the girls I get? Because that might be the only possible reason I can think of. Some examples from just the past week:

“Great ass. What time does it open?”

“Call me a baker because I pound cake”

You think you can get away with saying that shit on the internet? Think again, fucker. My biceps are probably bigger than your head, fuckface. I can bench 240 and squat your mom (350). What can you do?? Type on your little keyboard while probably jerking off your tiny dick and crying because you want to fuck me so badly.

I know you twinks won't rest until you get proof, so here you go: I bet you'd love to jerk off to my manly man hands, wouldn't you?

Sincerely,

integralslut xoxoxo